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The following is just our opinion...we could be wrong.

  • The length of John's protuberance or the lack thereof.
    • Who gives a small rodents rear end.
  • If a Black Hole is all so all consuming that nothing may escape then how does gravity attract?
  • Carpet cleaning, stimulating act of pleasure or brutal labor of suppression?
    • Personally, we're 100% behind it.
  • Does pineapple juice really make a difference?
    • Me and my canker sores hope so.
  • What is the Bartender's favorite airplane?
    • Why the Enola Gay of course!
  • Don't sweat the petty things.
    • And don't pet the sweaty things!

 

THE BUFFALO THEORY

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.  And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing off of the weakest members.  In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.  Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.  But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.  In this way, regular consumption of vodka eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.  And that is why you always feel smarter after a couple of drinks.   Ergo, I drink therefore I think.

 

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