A few frequently asked questions. |
- Who are you guys?
- Gods my friend, Gods.
- What do you stand for?
- Women, Vodka, R/C Airplanes and to pee.
- Do you have to earn your wings?
- 100 men will test today, only 3...
- How many members are there?
- Too many to count. Too few to worry about.
- May I join?
- It is by invitation only.
- How may I obtain an invitation?
- It is a long arduous task involving the exchange of philosophies, personal goals, hearty goodwill and cash.
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| Starkle, starkle little twink, who da hell you are I think. I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. Besides I've only had tee martoonies and all day sober to Sunday up in. I fool so feelish, I don't know whos me yet, but the drunker I sit here, the longer I get. --the Bartender |